KUED Programs

In an attempt to overcome his extreme jealosy of Lister's desires for Kochanski, Kryten has made a wonderful dinner. No one seems too keen to eat as all they want to do is try out the new virtual reality program. Kryten has other plans and soon manages to draw them back to the eating table. But when enough is enough, Kryten's head circuits overload and the crew need to find some much needed replacements. During their encounter with an alien ship, Kryten discovers he has a brother and learns the terrible secret of his origin.

(part one of a two part story line). . . While checking out a lifeless vessel, the crew find a female human body encased in ice and emitting very faint life signs. When her body comes to life in the middle of the night and snogs Lister before collapsing, it appears the only life signs the crew had really registered had been those of the virus inside her body, the virus which is now happily consuming Lister. How can they avoid this plague? Kochanski comes up with a rather extreme plan of action.

(Part two of a two part story line)... Lister is extremely depressed after his ordeal with the epideme virus and the crew become increasingly concerned for his welfare. Kryten believes his missing Nanites may be able to help, if they can find Red Dwarf. When they find what seems to be a planet, their sensors indicate this planet is Red Dwarf. If they can find the Nanites, perhaps they can return things to normal and perhaps Lister will find the solution to his own problem.

Not only have the nanobots recreated Red Dwarf, they've also populated the ship with its original crew. This comes as extremely good news to Rimmer.

Rimmer is invited to dinner with the Captain and to make the evening go swimmingly, he douses himself with the 'Sexual Magnetism Virus' to make himself irresistible to the female crew.

Cat falls in love and does an elaborate tap dance with Blue Midget in order to impress the girl of his dreams.