KUED Programs

When two realities converge, the Red Dwarf crew undergo their most terrifying ordeal yet. They bump into a real, live, human woman, who is none other than Lister's ex-girlfriend, Kristine Kochanski. Lister is excited at the prospect of their reunion. Kryten immediately goes into jealousy overload mode, convinced she'll steal Lister away from him and starts plotting her immediate return to her own dimension. Kochanski is only too happy to get back to her own Universe if she can.

When the generator and its backup go down in the middle of the night, the crew have a crawl through the two mile-long labyrinth of service ducts to restart the engines. Of course, if Kryten had not fooled with the override to deprive Kristine of a warm bath, they would all be safe and sound in their quarters. On their journey through the innards of the ship, the crew discover a few surprising things about one another.

The Cat and Kryten are extremely worried about Lister when he admits he really misses Rimmer, especially since Lister reminisces about good times they did not have. Ace Rimmer even pops in on a surprise dream visit to Lister. Kryten, determined to put an end to this nonsense, takes action and devises a therapy which should make Liseter see sense. The crew embark on Kryten's specially constructed virtual reality program called, the Rimmer Life Experience.

In an attempt to overcome his extreme jealosy of Lister's desires for Kochanski, Kryten has made a wonderful dinner. No one seems too keen to eat as all they want to do is try out the new virtual reality program. Kryten has other plans and soon manages to draw them back to the eating table. But when enough is enough, Kryten's head circuits overload and the crew need to find some much needed replacements. During their encounter with an alien ship, Kryten discovers he has a brother and learns the terrible secret of his origin.

(part one of a two part story line). . . While checking out a lifeless vessel, the crew find a female human body encased in ice and emitting very faint life signs. When her body comes to life in the middle of the night and snogs Lister before collapsing, it appears the only life signs the crew had really registered had been those of the virus inside her body, the virus which is now happily consuming Lister. How can they avoid this plague? Kochanski comes up with a rather extreme plan of action.