KUED Programs

Rimmer's dashing alter ego, Ace Rimmer, arrives on Starbug terminally wounded. He asks Rimmer to take his place as the swashbuckling Guardian of the Universe. Rimmer however is too busy cataloguing his shoe collection. Can Ace make Rimmer understand the importance of his offer and is Rimmer really up to the task? Rimmer confides in Lister, the only other member of the crew who knows Ace is dying. With his help Rimmer nervously takes his leave of Starbug to 'do good'.

The crew are dead, slain by their future selves in the cliff-hanger that ended series VI. But coming back from the dead is a piece of cake compared to the real dilemma confronting Lister. His curry supplies have been destroyed and he's 3 million light years from the nearest Indian food. Lister ignores causality and goes back in time intending to order '500 vindaloos to go' but winds up in Dallas in November, 1963 where he accidntally pushes a gunman out of a fifth floor window.

It's back to the future for Lister, Rimmer and crew. They have received an SOS call from themselves, 15 years in the future. Should they go to the aid of their future selves, or are some things best left unknown?

In a craven attempt to save his own hide, Rimmer bales out on the crew. When he leaps into the only remaining escape pod he is unaware that he will not see another human face for 600 years.

The crew crash land in a zone inhabited by the fearsome and stomach-churningly ugly Kinatowi. The tribe have an interesting trade in mind that involves Lister marrying the chief's daughter.

Kryten contracts a deadly virus. The only way the crew can help him beat the disease is to enter his fevered dream state wearing artificial reality suits. They enter a Wild West town with Kryten the drunken sheriff.

Docking at an abandoned space station to re-supply, the crew discover Legion, a mysterious genius with phenomenal powers. Will he help them find Red Dwarf or does he have something more sinister in mind?